January 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
gosackyourself asked: The other guy was joking, I m not though.
gosackyourself asked: I agree with the previous bloke, you are a lesbian.
touchmydimples asked: Haha you are so a lesbian - At least bi-curious. (You know I'm joking by the way, haha). MY god! Like I've said in the past, who needs porn when you have Marina's tumblr?
touchmydimples asked: After looking through your tumblr again, I am almost 100% convinced that you are a lesbian. :D
